i emotionally connect with this cat
04.24.14 @ 04:46♥679560
THIS CAT IS ASKING TO BE PETTED IT IS ACTUALLY ASKING THIS IS THE MOST POLITE CAT IN THE WORLD AND IT’S GOING TO KILL ME
girls who can run in heels should be feared
my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats
Things I have decided in the last three weeks.
- I have nothing figured out as well as I thought I did.
I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
"My sense of humor is like… really really vulgar. Its like worse than ten guys put together in a room. There’s like a sausage fest going on in my brain of just inappropiate humor."